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Most of all I want to say: " Give me the money. Because when the lover gives a gift, and God forbid, more expensive and, for the pleasure of it turns into a tragedy. There is a lot of questions. Brothers - not to take? What will your husband?

Will be offended if lover, if you refuse? Suppose you get a gift. What do I do next? . . Nothing but the truth!

It is believed the most: everything will be explained to her husband - the real truth. You can start to train for girlfriends - if you tell the legend of the appearance mink jacket or a ring with a ruby different people five times, then the sixth will notice that she was beginning to forget the truth. While not believe it is better to keep the coats, rings, handbags, earrings, etc. in the secret place. You must be a legend, carefully planned, unusual and such that the husband and was surprised how strange is life.

Suitable for small but valuable items. In this case - the ring. It must be run from the subway ( or bus stop) to the home - to a quiet mind you it was impossible to catch in a lie. You must sweat, flushed, tattered hair. Houses need to do something that you would never have done - run in boots in the kitchen, throw a coat in the bathroom, leave the keys in the door, well . . . all their habits.

The conversation should start as follows: - Toll! ( Lets husbands name so . . . ) And silence.

After the third question - when interest fueled, but not brought to a boil, remove from his pocket, jammed his hand into a fist, to wait a moment and relax the fingers.

On hand to be dirty, wet, dusty - depending on the season - the ring. Her husband is likely to ask not " where is it? " , And " what is it? " . It should be incoherently, confusing and overly excited to explain everything: as you leave the office, had a fight with Lyudka, because she said that Borisych rights, but Borisych wrong.

Well - youre going to trolley buses, and even going to go to the store, see a sweater ( dress) . . . No, my dear, this is important!

Because if you went into a store, then someone else had before! And tells you exactly are, because when you got caught in the trolley - you did not wait for the 10 th, and sat like a fool at the 14 th - it is faster, but more people . . . you have untied lace ( snagged a stocking, you stepped on his foot, leaving a terrible dirty track) . And when you went, then sat on the bench - to tie strap ( see the stocking, cleaning the boots) and saw it. My husband will look at the ring, and youre not stopping, suggests that it is: a precious stone, glass, plastics, whether or not to advertise, and occasionally kicking " it" with her husband from the hands of admiring ( " How beautiful! " But most likely fake - something with my happiness! " ) .

The fact that her husband to tears, tormenting thy lamentations and hell say something like " do what you want" - 99% .

Large items - such as a coat. Thats lover gives his coat . . . Unsubscribe from her no strength!

What? By the process to be connected attorney. And is that her husband does not respect and wonders why youre with that person to communicate. It is necessary to work in the middle of the day to call her husband and, gasping with delight, to inform you that you " has happened! " , But in any case not say - that. They say, only in person.

Evening late twenty minutes. The conversation started with a preface like I was afraid to tell you . . . I know how you feel about this . . . but you ponimash, the chance drops out once in a lifetime " - in short, thoroughly intimidate her husband and try to make it the most less thought that you put in jail for armed robbery. It was here that the next version of that person not to win the respect of her husband, was a gift from her lover coat, which can not be brought home, because at home - a husband or lover, the other ( if the person is not married) .

A person wants to sell a fur coat, but with the money in no hurry - her main thing - coat shake off, and you can pay at least a year. Also give half price . . . and so want a fur coat!

Theres even possible for the legitimate rights of quarreling - say, a loan, not a drop will not take it out of our rotten family byuzhdeta, at night will work . . . But to finish, without waiting for an answer, better tears - the more bitter the better. Moreover, fur the time being shall be kept by a third party ( the work, mom, another friend) - for authenticity. Male to consider all ( cries - " immediately took it from took! " Will not) , look coat and pretend to be, how much it costs to actually . . .

And - youre out of position! Large items - such as a machine. Not often lovers give such gifts, but still happens sometimes. This is a problem: the machine is not a potato. But there are some nuances.

If there are rights, which is easier to make a warrant at her friend - nevodyaschuyu, and then re- register themselves, such as it is now bought ( it was given, bequeathed) car, but she was afraid to drive, but does not want to sell - suddenly learn. Driving - three months . . . Whats next? Her friend drive never learned - a time machine for you ( this is the case, if the husband wants a car) .

A friend asks only occasionally brings her back and forth ( by the way, a good way to find time to meet with her lover) .

All kinds of perfumes and other fragrances, jewelry home can be held safely.

Because of the good spirits, too, can be waged squabble - if the wrong moment, like the depletion of the family coffers, but . . . Need to come home angry and shove her husband under his nose vial. Ask: " What? " - As if its not cologne, and turpentine.

My husband probably would say: " Nothing is normal, and you calmly explain that Lenka, they say, had a quarrel with her, he had it - perfume, and she says to you - for, say, take me away do not need handouts.

Male wave of the hand and forget, but you have to put on perfume for another hour, poprinyuhivatsya and twenty times to ask: " True, nothing? Or trash? "